Alas… We know very little of the beast commonly known as “John”.

Reports arise daily from all over North America.  Rumors and legends state that John rejected a lucrative grocery-bagging career for the world of radio.

He is currently in training for the world beard championships and hopes to make the Olympic team in 2018.

Also, in his spare time, he collects spores, molds and fungus.  He lives in his car, which you can find parked all over the Mid-Ohio Valley.